Q: Where are you delivering? A: In a secret cave. We have hired a Native American midwife to help us out.
Q: Can I come see you at the hospital? A: Short answer, no. Long answer, noooooooo.
Q: What's the baby's name?
A: Scout Ryder Girardier. We let him pick it. It's called postmodern parenting.
Q: When can I see the baby?
A: We are going throw a party to let people see him. We are thinking of having a petting zoo, Kool and the Gang play a concert and Christopher Walken do a dramatic reading of "Green Eggs and Ham".